Happy Belated Birthday Selphie! Hope you had a good time sorry my wishes are a bit late.

So...Squall's gone, the apartment's kinda empty...yanno...even if he only stuck to one room. Okay so he liked the bathroom too, a bit. I bet his groupies are real sad. I'll store all the stuff he left behind just in case I guess.

Tylor's finally back! Thank goodness...he's completely unharmed...the time he spent with Seifer didn't totally ruin him. Speaking of which that's another quiet one, makes me wonder if he followed Squall back or something...the whole rival thing.

Damn...I really wish he wouldn't give me such half-assed answers. I'm gonna head off to check on Tylor.

Have you ever given yourself a mental image you just did not want? And then had dreams about it? *SHIVERS*

As for the heatwave...I think the beach is the best place to be! It's kinda nice, it's several degrees cooler too~ I've pitched an umbrella, laid out a quilt, brought along a cooler filled with cold drinks...and if my nose hasn't devieved me there's a snack stand with hotdogs around here somewhere.

I could live here!

Not to mention all the sports...surfing, kayaking, volley ball, and I think I saw rugby. The biggest sand castles you've ever seen in your life too!

Tylor's enjoying it. He likes to fetch the seaweed and bring it back to me...he also likes to chase the water. I think I'll be visiting often!

It'll get Tylor and me outta Squall hair while he's recovering.

Selphie you should come, it's better than staying inside...and there's surfing! I still have some bottle rockets!

Speaking of Tylor look at how big he's gotten. Any bigger and he wont be able to take a bath with me anymore...either that or we'll need a bigger tub!

Yanno what's strange though...I still think it's strange anyway--Seifer taking Tylor for a walk.

You ever do something naughty that you didn't even know was naughty...and you end up embarrassing yourself?

Maybe not heh.

Ah well, Selphie, if you need my help on anything...yanno...the garage sell thing, I got loads of time.

Oh man...I can't...remember...the last time I laughed so hard...oh crap it hurts...cramp...cramp!

Heh...heh...well anyway It's about chain letters so you know, read it at your leisure or whatever.

( Dunno who this Billy guy is, but he sure put a smile on my face~ )

I say we all chip in and get Squall a nutty buddy.

Quisty! Hey, did you need someone to come and pick you up...erm...wherever you are. Selphie and I wanna come get you.

Where'd the old man go...hmmm...well I guess that means one less insult hm?

Heh I brought Tyler home, we spent the night on the couch...like a puppy pile!

( Isn't he cute! )

I don't think Selphie's cat likes me much it attacked my head o.O

Well nothing much has been happening here, I've been put in charge of Selphie's cat while she's away...I'm a dog kinda guy personally...I wonder if cat's can smell that. In fact I've been taking regular trips to this puppy farm and I've fallen ass over teacups for a pup. What with all the influx in cat ownership...I'm considering getting one though...might have to take it up with Squall...but look Squall!

His name is Tyler heh it's the name I gave him too. Doesn't he have a nose that's too cute for words? Don't you wanna squish him? Can we keep him?

While I like the chocolate eggs...your attempt at making a funny wasn't lost on me. Thanks Yoshitsune...I hate your jokes.

Seifer...errrrr...thanks? Hmmm...what to do with this thing...swash swash buckle buckle...die pest!

Sephiroth! You're awesome, thanks a bunch! The gift certificate definitely wont go to waste!

Thanks for the card and chocolates Lady Yuuko!

Thanks for the card and chocolate Ty Lee!

Thanks for the chocolate candy Urahara says limited edition...wonder if I should eat it XD

Selphie, Squall I still have your gifts!

Heh, well I figured it was going to be similar to Christmas, so for this event I got a part time job so I wouldn’t end up breaking the bank…guess I did anyway…gosh I can’t help it -- this whole gift-giving thing’s a blast! I still have to give Squall and Selphie their gifts too.

I dug a little deeper into my wallet as well, and I got a suit…ehhh this is one formal piece of equipment, I’m afraid to touch it…I might wrinkle it. The guy at the store said I had the shoulders for it…so whatever, as long as it looks good…’cept the shoes kinda pinch.

Also been thinking about a hair cut…I’m weighing my options: it would mean getting rid of the crest for a little while but then it won’t be in the way…

…and some kid called me a crowned pigeon. I held back really good, I’m proud of me. I think I’ll compliment myself more often…

Oh yeah, one last thing…erm…what do girls like to do? I mean I know in a couple of days there’ll probably be plenty of stuff going on…but I’m kinda talking specifics.

( Just rambling. )

EDIT: Heh, skip this, it’s just an account of the first week back at school…well unless you're curious about my algebra teacher’s torture method of choice, how a stupid locker-room fiasco ended up with me serving detention, and my not-so-victorious victory over the crane game. That’s everything in a nutshell.

Mmmm...well I'm back, and yeah I'm of sound mind and judgment more or less. Just a little sleepy and I feel like I've been kicked in the stomach by a T-Rexaur...but on a positive note the colds gone. Well it's not much of a consolation.

Also, my memory's pretty much intact. Yeah I know, I'm ready to catch the shit, I'm not ready to relive it quite yet...but if you're feeling that compelled then I'll listen.

Ah, and thanks Squall, a whole lot.

Oh yeah...Juan Martínez Villanueva Ramírez de Arroyo the Third...made a comeback when I was under o.O}

Y'know...I never really noticed just how cool flowers are...they're real pretty and they smell good, too. And butterflies...and, oh man, bunnies! Bunnies are pretty damn awesome!

NyQuil...it does a body gooooood. Also makes you drowsy an' a bit woohoo...and I can't hold the frackin' pen straight.

Ohohoh! Look!

( PuPus are awesome too! )

Told ya I couldn't hold it straight...poor Pu. The potted plant in the corner just winked at me...Squall...I don't feel like playin' peek-a-boo...

I'm gonna go lay down I think o.O}

Seriously, you guys should have gone camping in the moutains with me it was a blast!!!! There was all kinds of shit to do: sledding, skiing, snowboarding, ice-skating, snow tubing. I used a trampoline bounce board...that was fun...I took a header into the snow a few times. It was great. Snow tubing too, that was also pretty interesting. It's a lot like sledding, but with a lot less friction. You go faster, but the rounded shape of the tube leaves you with...like...zero control. Yeah, I kinda went off the beaten path and into the woods a few times. Who says a trees bark is worse than it's bite? They also have an isolated lake for ice skating which, I'm not ashamed to admit, isn't my forté. Wasn't on the ice for too long before my ass became raw from constant ice impact. Still I managed to learn to skate...a little...okay so I really blow. Still everyone has their weakness. Haaaa! There were natural hot spring too! Who'd have thought, all the way up there!

I'm back now though, I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas and that everyone got all their gifts. I feel a little bad that I missed all the excitement of gift giving and present opening. I know you still have something for me Rikku and I still have your gift so we'll have to meet for that exchange. Oh and the New Year, I hope that was good for everyone as well...pretty sure I missed out on some great parties. Also noticed the sudden dip in the population, maybe a miracle happened and those people got to go home and reunite with their family and loved ones. That miracle needs to bring my ma here. Anyway I'm back and I'm in the mood for hot marshmallow chocolate and s'mores!

Oh hey Squall...you haven't been hibernating in the apartment have you? Did you eat and get out a bit. I'm sure Selphie probably dragged you around some. Anyway hope everyone is doing well and I hope you enjoyed Cahones Seifer XD

I suppose the last time I got drunk on my own cooking I left an impression, huh? But...why? I can't cook with alcoholic alcohol anymore?

Is it genuine concern or irritation...I wonder...well aside from the hangover I had fun. I'm not an alcoholic or anything...still...it was good.

Just thought I'd drop a line and say Happy Christmas to everyone: Selphie, Rikku, Seifer, Irvine (wherever the heck you are), Squall, Sephiroth...erm...and everyone.

Hn, happy belated birthday Seifer and no, no bones broken.

Hope everyone liked their gifts :3 Ah and to my Secret Santa person hope you liked your gift too.

NIGHTMARE! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DREAM!

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeee! Why's it always me! Do I ask for these things to happen? No, I just step into it left and right.

Hey, if you were subjected to a verbal molestation violation, you'd whine too. Now I have these images that wont go away! I'm gonna need one of those tough ass grill brushes with the scraper to scrub the images out of my brain with.

It was a serious nightmare too. You know the kind you wake up with your head and heart pounding, cold sweat, your body feels numb from that sudden jerk into the land of the waking, and you spend the rest of the night curled in a tight traumatized ball humming and counting cracks in the ceiling hoping you don't fall asleep?

I know what you're thinking, but you have no idea. There are some things about other people I could spend the rest of my life living on happily if I didn't know >.<

And I was in a good mood yesterday. Dudes, and you know who you are, I'm gonna show you how mean I can be on less than seven hours of sleep. You wanted it, now you're gonna get it...right after nap time.

I made myself a snowball
Just as perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me
I gave it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then, last night it ran away,
But first it wet the bed!

Heh I'm sure most of you know that snow means snow balls and snow balls mean snow ball fights! So who shall be the first to eat my balls of fury! Wait...that didn't come out right! I already have a hit list heheheh!

Oh yeah, it's also that time of year for hot chocolate too...I figure I'm safe with this! Hold the alcohol please! I found a recipe for Aztec Chili Hot Chocolate *gaaaaaaassssssssp* too much chili...but it has a kick! Here I thought I had a stomach of iron...turns out it's no more than just abs of steel...I think I'll stick with hot marshmallow chocolate!

Anyway I'm really feeling up to snowball fighting, it'll be like...informal training! It could be done in a sort of capture-the-flag-esque style that sounds kinda fun. I’m also up for that DDR rematch anytime…dunno how I beat ya…I don’t think I’m that coordinated when I’m sloshed. According to Seifer I passed out in my own bread pudding >.<}

Heh I'm gonna go play in the snow now!

Edit: Okay...now I'm feeling kinda dirty...I'm too embarrassed to say why \o/